Disadvantages Of Being Handsome. Kazi kwenu ma-hb

Disadvantages Of Being Handsome. Kazi kwenu ma-hb

1. Gays- Gay men stare at men the way men stare at women. It's annoying and infuriating and makes me want to fight but I'm not an so i refrain. Either way the worst part about it is gay men staring or trying to talk to you. So when a guy you think is straight glances at your arm or chest. Abomination
2. Older Women- Older women are pushy and aggressive and don't know when to turn it off. The worst part is the boldest ones are the ugliest more condemned cargo. You have a flock of obasanjo looking women constantly making you uncomfortable. The worst is they're openly biased towards you and will talk about you to everyone creating a lot of awkward tension and unwanted attention.

3. Assumed to be a player- Women assume you're a player for no reason. They'll take you less seriously and question your motives the whole time.

4. Jealous Men- The most women think im handsome the more men want to fight or beef me. They constantly think I'm trying to compete with them, and CONSTANTY beefing and fighting are key. What makes it worst is a lot of their girlfriends will try to give them an impression that they like you so that their boyfriend can fight you and she can feel like he loves her more. Men become more preoccupied with you and your motives and life becomes more dramatic and complex.

5. Being called gay- The stereotype in the US is if you're an attractive well dress man you're gay as Americans expect their men to be simple dressers and not good looking.

6. Attracting useless women- Sure you attract more girls, but with the quantity comes a drop in quality. You'll constantly run into useless superficial women with no substance while the ones with substance are not phased or impressed by your looks.

7.Amebor- Everyone's in your business and wants to know who you're sleeping with.

8. Voltrons- You get women that you don't want that won't leave you alone no matter what. They'll stalk your facebook liking everything you do, constantly talk about you, and acting like you're their best friend. A lot of them will being acting like they're your best friend before they tell you their name. You can always find these if they use your name in every sentence while talking to you.

9. Women playing games with your name- lastly, women will use your name to play games. If you joke with one she'll tell everyone you were flirting with her. If you flirt with her she'll tell everyone you guys were 'talking' or 'had something'. If you sleep with one girl, any girl you like they will tell that one girl that you slept with the previous girl. They'll gossip with your name to build themselves up and to tear down your chances with other women out of jealousy.

Like i said, I've probably matured well but it didn't used to be this way. Either way I'm happy with the way I look now

NICOLAS ANELKA "MTU ASIYE NA MAADUI UJUE NI MSALITI"

UKIONA MTU HANA MAADUI UJUE HUYO NI MSALITI "

A man without enemies is a coward"

Maneno hayo yalisemwa na mkongwe huyo mfaransa mwenye umri wa miaka 33 sasa,kutokana na lawama na kukoselewa kwake kwa kitendo chake cha kutupa kapuni chelsea na kukimbilia china club ya shanghai shenhua.

 

Nicholas Anelka alifikia hatua ya kutoa kauli hiyo kutokana na utata wa watu wengi kulaumu kitendo chake cha kuhama ligi kubwa za ufaransa,spain na uingereza na kuamua kukimbilia nchini china,alisema wala sijali jinsi watu wanavyoichulia hatua hii ikiwa kama napata kipato kikubwa tu hapa shanghai chenhua na naweza au nmeweza kutimiza malengo yangu ambayo ilikuwa ni ndoto yangu na nina fahari katika fani yangu hii ya mpira na wala sijutii mtu usipokuwa na maadui basi ujue wewe ni msaliti nawazungumzia wale ambao wananizungumzia mimi bila hata kunitambua hadi inafika hatua ya vyombo vya habari kuzungumzia masuala yangu alikaririwa na Le Parisien.

"You worry about your salary and I'll worry about mine. Everyone has their worth. I've worked very hard for a long time to earn that money. My track record is there to remind those who've forgotten. Not all of that money has been spent buying cars and luxury handbags. I have a lot of friends and a big family. I enjoy helping all of them.

Aliendelea kuwadis wanaomshambulia kuwa inatakiwa wahofie vipato vyao na mimi nihofie changu,huku akiongeza kuwa nazungumza kifaransa,kiingereza,kihispain na sasa najifunza kichina naweza kujitambulisha popote duniani

Hakuishia hapo tu aliongeza kwa kusea tangia nipo mdogo nilikuwa napenda sana tamaduni za kichina na ndo maana niliikubali mara moja ofa hii ya shenghai shenhua ingawa suala la kifedha nalo lilinichochea.

Mchezaji huyo katika maisha yake amewahi kuichezea timu ya Paris sain Germain,Asernal,Real madrid,liverpool,Mancity na Chelsea  

 

OBAMA AHOFIA MWANAWE MALIA OBAMA KUWA FACEBOOK

OBAMA AHAOFIA MTOTO WAKE MALIA OBAMA KUWEKO FACEBOOK NA KUENDESHA GARI

Katika kile ambacho kinaonyesha ni mbadiliko ya sayansi na tecklojia yakiingiliwa na mambo ya kisiasa na sera za democratic,ijumaa iliyopita President barack obama alionyesha kuwa na wasiwasi kuhusiana na usalama wa bint yake huyo wa kwa kwanza Malia obama kwa kitendo chake cha kujiunga ama kuwa na account ya facebook aka social network au mtandao wa kijamii na pia kitendo chake cha ku hang out huku akiendesha gari lake barabarani yeye mwenyewe barabarani.

Alikaririwa akisema maneno hayo akihojiwa na television ya MTV na Mr Interviewer Sway Calloway ,kwamba suala hilo la mwanangu kikweli halihusiani na masuala ya kisiasa yaliyoko sasa hivi, lakini nina hofu kidogo suala la mwanangu kuwa fb,kuendesha gari mwenyewe au ku date na wanaume ingawa naweza kusema kwa sasa amekuwa anaweza kufanya maamuzi yake mwenyewe na kumchagua mtu ambaye yeye anaona anamfaa,huku akionyesha tabasamu kimsisitizo kuwa anaweza kuwa na mvulana ambaye atathamini,kumheshimu na kumtambua thamani yake.Aliongeza kwa kusema swala hilo ni sawa kwa sababu kama mtoto wa Rais ana chombo chake cha usiri na ulinzi (Secret Service protection,"Secret Service protection,") ambacho kinashughulikia mambo yake,aliongeza pia na kusema suala la yeye kuendesha tu ambaye inatakiwa kuhofu ni mzazi na kama unavyojua muda si mrefu wataondoka nyumbani kwangu kama familia na kuanzusha familia zao.

Kipindi hiko cha nusu saa katika wwebsite ya MTV kilikuwa moja kati ya interview kumi ambazo alifanya obama ijumaa iliyopita.

"She can make her own decisions obviously later as she gets older, but right now, even just for security reasons, she doesn't have a Facebook page. Dates, that's fine, 'cause she's got Secret Service protection," he added with a smile. Obama said he hoped his girls would date "boys who respect them and value them and understand their worth.""She can make her own decisions obviously later as she gets older, but right now, even just for security reasons, she doesn't have a Facebook page. Dates, that's fine, 'cause she's got Secret Service protection," he added with a smile. Obama said he hoped his girls would date "boys who respect them and value them and understand their worth.""She can make her own decisions obviously later as she gets older, but right now, even just for security reasons, she doesn't have a Facebook page. Dates, that's fine, 'cause she's got Secret Service protection," he added with a smile. Obama said he hoped his girls would date "boys who respect them and value them and understand their worth."

PUFF DADDY ,P DIDDY APATA AJALI

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NAPE APOKELEWA KWA SHANGWE MKUTANO WA UVCCM DODOMA.

NAPE APOKELEWA KWA SHANGWE MKUTANO WA UVCCM DODOMA.

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KATIBU wa Halmashauri Kuu ya Taifa, Itikadi na Uenezi Nape Nnauye, amenogesha Mkutano mkuu wa nane wa Umoja wa Vijana wa CCM, UVCCM unaoendea mjini  Dodoma.

Licha ya viongozi wengi kushangiliwa wakati wa kuingia ukumbini, nderemo na shamaramshamra zililipuka zaidi kutoka kwa wajumbe wa Mkutano huo wakati Nape alipotangazwa kuwasili.

"Jembe, jembe, jembe", wajumbe walisikika wakilipuka na kumshangilia baada ya Mkuu wa Umahasishaji na Chipukizi wa UVCCM, Esther Bulaya alipotangaza kuwasili kwa Nape ukumbini.

Ukumbi ulilipuka zaidi Nape alipopanda jukwaani na kuliungurumisha gita zito la besi, wakati Bendi ya Vijana Jazz ilipokuwa ikitumbuiza wimbo maalum, baada ya Mwenyekiti wa CCM, Rais Jakaya Kikwete kuwasili ukumbini.

Viongozi wengine walioonyesha kuwakuna wajumbe wa mkutano huo wa vijana ambao ni wa Uchaguzi Mkuu ni pamoja, na Mbunge wa Bumbuli Januari Makamba, Katibu wa NEC Uchumi na Fedha Mwigulu Nchemba na Katibu wa NEC Oganaizesheni, Asha Abdallah Juma.

Baada ya mkutano kufunguliwa na Rais Kikwete, uchaguzi uliendelea ambapo leo, wanatarajiwa kupatika viongozi wapya wa UVCCM ngazi ya Mwenyekiti, Makamu Mwenyekiti na Ujumbe wa Halmashauri Kuu ya Taifa (NEC), Ujumbe wa Baraza Kuu UVCCM na wawakilishi kwenye jumuia zingine.

Katika nafasi ya Uwenyekiti ushindani ulihamia kwa wagombea wawili Msaraka Rashid Simai, Khamis Sadifa Juma baada ya mgombea mwingine Abdallah Lulu Mshamu kujitoa wakati wa kujieleza kwa wajumbe ukumbini.

Nafasi ya Makamu Mwenyekiti wamechuana Ally Salum Hapi, Paul Christian Makonda Mboni Mohamed Mhita wakati nafasi zingine ni, Halmashauri Kuu ya Taifa Viti sita (Bara) wagombea 40, Viti Vinne (Zanzibar) wagombea 22, Nafasi ya Baraza Kuu la Vijana Taifa Viti vitano Bara wagombea 39 na viti vitano Zanzibar wagombea 14, Uwakilishi Wazazi Taifa na Jumuia ya Wanawake Tanzania (UWT) wagombea 16 kila nafasI.

Kuanzia sasa tutaingilia maandamano yoyote ya kuhatarisha amani. Hatuna mzaha na usalama wa taifa – JWTZ

Kuanzia sasa tutaingilia maandamano yoyote ya kuhatarisha amani. Hatuna mzaha na usalama wa taifa – JWTZ

JESHI la Wananchi wa Tanzania (JWTZ), limewataka wananchi kuepuka vurugu zinazohatarisha usalama, na kulinda amani iliyopo nchini

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